"Cuimhnich air na daoine o'n d'thainig thu"
(Remember the people from whom you came)
"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."
"Friends may come and go, but Enemies accumulate".
"Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."
"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid."
"If the enemy is within range, so are you."
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking."
"Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."
"I don't have a solution but I admire the problem."